- Me: Hi I'd like some cocaine please
- Dealer: is pepsicane ok
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down
how many notes can my dad get
so I didn’t tell my dad about this until today and he said that he will twerk for 10,000 notes. SOLD!
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
this totally changes the way i wash my dishes
Rose: The Doctor is so amazing he shows me all .... →
timey-wimey-consulting-detective:
Rose: The Doctor is so amazing he shows me all these great things and helps people I love him
Martha: Wow The Doctor is so great he’s really fantastic I love him he’s so smart and talented and does such wonderful things
Amy: Omg The Doctor is fantastic he’s so magical and charming and smart and funny and incredible and he’s my best friend
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Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.
oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.
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sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
CRying
OMG
When my mom tells me I can’t get my favourite snack at the grocery store
Jean Valjean in the first 10 minutes of the movie: I only stole a loaf of bread
literally me for the rest of Les Miserables:
Fun fact! ^This line in Aladdin was a reference to Les Miserables. They had it because the girl who did the voice for Jasmine’s singing, Lea Salonga, played Eponine on broadway and is one of the most famous Eponines ever. She also went on to play Fantine and was the singing voice of Mulan
MIND=BLOWN
sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done
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