SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
are yoU KIDDING ME
Zeke doesn’t know what howling is.
ITS LIKE ALL THE OTHER DOGS ARE YEELING “ZEKE STOP YOURE EMBARRASSING US”
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
oh my god I’m crying. this is officially the best post on the Internet.
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
uh NEWSFLASH POOR PEOPLE, if you want better public transportation maybe u should learn to drive….kthxbai :3
I JUST FINISHED MY SHAMPOO AT THE SAME TIME I FINISHED MY CONDITIONER THIS IS MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT IT IS GOING ON MY RESUME