vriksaserket: someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating
lndoors: lndoors: 50thousandpeople: lndoors: if 50 thousand people reblog this i will do my homework you better get started you piece of crap which one of you changed shit to crap
maliciousmelons: STOP HITTING ON PEOPLE VIOLENCE IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE
Me: Hi I'd like some cocaine please
Dealer: is pepsicane ok
bastardlybrendan: 3000—21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down #the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
allo-nsy: thelilnan: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE OKAY AJAX SOAP THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE” AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE this totally changes the way i wash my dishes
Rose: The Doctor is so amazing he shows me all... →
death-by-lulz: timey-wimey-consulting-detective: Rose: The Doctor is so amazing he shows me all these great things and helps people I love him Martha: Wow The Doctor is so great he’s really fantastic I love him he’s so smart and talented and does such wonderful things Amy: Omg The Doctor is fantastic he’s so magical and charming and smart and funny and incredible and he’s my best friend ...
c-apable: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: scottishshortbread: kmykmykmy: Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero. Slytherin: I’m fucking badass. Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck. Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen. CRying OMG
youcanchoosefreedom: parkingpowersactivate: disneyfoodtravel: Jean Valjean in the first 10 minutes of the movie: I only stole a loaf of bread literally me for the rest of Les Miserables: Fun fact! ^This line in Aladdin was a reference to Les Miserables. They had it because the girl who did the voice for Jasmine’s singing, Lea Salonga, played Eponine on broadway and is one of the most...
awesomephilia: sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done
missbeatlegeorge: I feel that Meryl Streep’s acting in “The Devil Wears Prada” was a good representation of how I feel in school: when in the hallways: when someone makes a big deal out of a poor test grade: when I’m done presenting something in class and it gets awkwardly silent: when I get a poor grade on a test: when someone says something incredibly stupid: when someone keeps...
karcuttle: I forgot the word for ‘license plate’ so instead I said “Car URL”
vaspim: Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube
trelyon: If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
osneslaura: sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an apple
When I leave school early
So this girl gave attitude to my teacher today
Girl: *Rolls eyes*
Teacher: Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.
karkateverdeen: lpd-says-fuck-you: anorecsya: i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿ If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between? this is the most inspiring post on this website
jadehariey: so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
hermionejg: fishingboatproceeds: Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports. 99.9% of tumblr:
youthpenis: do you ever sit in class during a test and flip your paper extra loud to let all the basic bitches know that you’re the beyonce of your class because i do