harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

I fucking hate Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.

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It’s insane how many notes I’m getting for this. I didn’t think so many people would agree. Also I don’t know who made the TMZ thing but bless them.

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kaijuqueer:

on another note, my moods are so strange. i’m perfectly fine when i’m alone and then someone knocks on my door and my life is done, my heart has fled the confines of my body, i am empty, i am the wind in the trees, i am the very concept of an absence of light, i am where shadows fear to tread

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

idiotbrothers:

mishasbootyisthebestbooty:

idiotbrothers:

watching Sam and Dean working cases in s1 makes me laugh because they’re suited up and they’re like “yes hello we’re trained professionals….we have credentials or whatever………..trust us” 

and then you look at them and they’re these two fresh-faced pretty boys with suspiciously styled hair and ugly ties and a tendency to stand too close to each other 

like ok kids 

run along to mommy 

It’s hard to run up walls.

LISTEN HERE 

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

so-few-words:

unamusedsloth:

Full video here.

they make it look so graceful

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

dogganghappened:

captain—cabinets:

Seriously. I’ve had so many dudes tell me how much they’re not into making out, and I’m just like “BUT KISSING IS GREAT”

I looooooooove kissing, if it were a sport I’d be the captain.

fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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