dinaxomg:

I reblog this every Halloween

dinaxomg:

I reblog this every Halloween

did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source

did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?
ron: shove off malfoy
draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train

snailwitch:

"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda 

miles-to-go-to-alaska:


Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry

miles-to-go-to-alaska:

Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry


wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody.